Hey guys! Ringing in (read: reviving) this blog with some giveaway doodles!
Out of everyone who reblogs this post between March 9 - 14, a randomized 100 winners will get a bishoujo based on their blorgh! Your pretty gal will look as above; followers get a matching cheeb.
I’ve got 3 months off school and a burning desire to draw sparkly-eyed ladies. Let’s do this thing!
hay guys haaaay
if i was your boyfriend i would do so much cute stuff. i’d bring you soup when you were feeling sick, i’d rub your tummy when you got cramps, i’d wake you up in the middle of the night dressed as an eagle shouting abstract poetry at my own dick
you cant spell dad without a
without a what
without a what
Yes but how do I know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire
Because your international criminal empire is what you do, and not who you are.
That is so sweet I might just stab someone
I WAS FUCKIN
AND GOD DAMN ENTEI OUT OF NO WHERE
GO HOME ENTEI YOU’RE DRUNK AS FUCK
There are two types of people…
those that have found the perfect leather jacket
those that are still looking for it.
the only reason y’all hate jennifer lawrence is because there’s a convenient little list of everything bad she’s said floating around the internet and you read it and decided yes she’s a horrible person. what if someone compiled a list of everything stupid and ignorant you’ve ever said and done and sent it to everyone they know. are you a bad person? probably not. are you gonna seem like one? probably
How to Have Sex:
- spin around
- S TOP
- double take tHREE TIMES
- PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT
- WOOOOOO WOOOOO
- stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT
- BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN
I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep
unnecessary sex scenes in movies
unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows
unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic
I love shiny pokemon and making people happy, and I’ve been running around like mad in B2 hatching boxes full of eggs so here’s the deal: I’m doing a giveaway. There will be 9 winners, each of which will get three pokemon according to theme. You don’t have to be following me to win but you have to have your askbox open and obviously be willing to give me your friend code. All will be nicknameable because I won’t transfer them over to Y until the giveaway winners decide if they want names. Winners will be chosen via RNG. First place gets first pick, and so on. Just reblog and I shall add you to the list. Giveaway ends at midnight EST, March 21st. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have more boxes of eggs to hatch @~@.
hey there friends!!!! n v n/
since my last shiny giveaway was a huuuge success, i’ve decided to give away one of my favorite kanto shinies!!! this shiny is VERY special because not only is it pretty cool to look at, it’s also JAPANESE WITH 6IVS!!!!!WOW!!!!!!! what better way to have a shiny than to show it off during battles and totally annihilate everyone with this cute little cat fetus thing???
- you must must MUST have either pokemon x or y to participate in this giveaway and be comfortable to give me your friend code because how else will i give you the mew??
- you can like/reblog as many times as you like!!!! though keep in mind that even if you reblog this post 1000000000000000000000 times it will only count as 1 reblog
- i will choose the winner based on a random number generator, so don’t presume i’m choosing favorites
- if you win and you don’t reply within 3 days, i will unfortunately have to choose another winner u H u;;
- you do not have to be following me to participate in this giveaway!!!! though if you ARE following me and you win then you will receive the shiny mew AND i will give you the choice of picking between THREE special 5iv shinies that are capable of mega evolving!!!!!oooo aaaaaaa
there will only be ONE winner of this giveaway, the winner will receive a shiny 6iv japanese mew + the selection of ONE of THREE special 5iv shinies that are capable of mega evolution IF the winner is following me
the giveaway will end on April 4
good luck friends!!!!!!! \n v o